As a loyal and loving constituent I must say Hank Johnson is quite possibly the dumbest man to ever serve in Congress. Bar none. The truly sad thing is "Midget'gate" pales in comparrison to some of his on record stupidity. Such as my personal favorite. "We can't station any more Marines on Guam. It's a little island. If we send any more people they will unbalance it and it will tip over and sink." (No really, this was not a joke. He interfered with US Troop deployments because he was afraid they would "tip over the island"