Whew, what a relief!
For some reason, I thought it might be a problem to borrow 40% of the federal budget just to keep the wheels on. Silly me, I thought it was a bad thing when Bernacke declared "Quantitative Easing Infinity". Heck, I had this crazy notion that re-electing a closet communist to the Presidency might actually be bad for Capitalism! And then when Boehner and the beltway bozos fell for that stupid fiscal cliff deal, I thought, wow, "game over"!
What a fool I've been! Wall Street says "no problem"! When has the stock market ever steered us wrong?
Thanks, Larry! I feel so much better now!