Or a modern family friendly novella called CHRISTMAS IN COWCHIP. Written by a sure fire conservative. Just search "cowchip/al" on Amazon books for it. Read it on Kindle or the PC.
Conservatives not only deserve a break but are taking one. I'm watching movies, nights, now and I don't feel a bit bad about it. Just waiting on some kind of common sense to prevail with Republicans. Then I'll get back in the trenches. In the meantime, Merry Christmas.