That's swell. The Salvation Army will take your money to feed and clothe the lost, the homeless, the hungry. But you know who they won't feed? Gays. Check it at the door Mary, cuz unless you two homos drop to your knees right now, ask Jesus into your heart and be saved, and agree to sleep in separate beds for the first time in 14 years, you're not making it past this desk. We have family accomodations, but those are for families, and everybody knows two men ain't no family!