I don't want children.
See, marriage requires no procreation... procreation requires no marriage.
Gays can already adopt in all 50 states, either singularly or as couples. You've lost that one.
God's holy word is meaningless in civil marriage... atheists wed all the time, and no religious trappings are necessary.
You're living in a fantasy world of magic sky daddies... you should live in the real world.