Michelle's first executive orders as POTUS:
Appoint Axelrod as Minister of Doublespeak and Valerie Jarrett as Minister of Information.
Where is BO in all this you may ask?
Why pushing the rock and firing up the doobie with the Choom Gang, Snoop Dogg, and Jay-Z!
Life is just a party (on the taxpayer's dime) and party was meant to last!!