I think it's you that misunderstands Mr. Prager. Since the fall from the garden, man (and woman) became self-conscious of their nudity and covered up. Period. You're not going to change that, and there's not an argument you could put forward that would convince more than a small band of idiots in SF that you're right. If you want to laugh at yourself naked, stand in front of a mirror at home and spare the rest of us.