We'll make this easy for you.
1. President Obama is going to hold a press conference today and admit he had the Ambassador killed because he is a Muslim and hates America.
2. He's then going to resign and make Rush Limbaugh President and Ann Coulter Vice President -- for life.
3. All the brown people in America are going to run across the borders and stay there. Any border will do. They can never come back.
4. Fox News will be only network allowed to telecast. Except Sunday's when we get the Fallwell network.
There ya go folks. Merry Christmas (in Looneyville)!