Obviously, most children of conservatives won't be Harvard material...or any college material for that matter....
Still, young republicans can learn all this stuff through an environment better suited for them: the military.
Ever hear of a game called "smiles?"
You're in Thailand, right? Well, the waitress brings your table a bunch of drinks and hands them out...she then climbs UNDER the table and starts a different type of service...moving from guy to guy, bobbing away ....AND the first guy who "smiles" has to pay for all the drinks!
See, who needs college?