I get a request for donation phone call every year from my alma mater. One year, I unloaded on the poor guy as to why I was not donating [political correctness]. I cited a real case involving the school, and as I was describing it, he kept saying, "This is very interesting . . . this is very interesting." When I was done, he asked if I wanted to be taken off the list for the future, and I said no, that I wanted to enlighten other students as well [I also wanted to have more fun].