BE A GENUINE AND GOOD LIBERAL... DONATE YOUR TIME... WHILE POOLSIDE
... with Flamer and Caveat Empty.
Enlightenment is to involve weekly barbeques at homes of rich, educated and enlightened liberals... while poolside... with inner city dysfunctionals in the quest to bring them up to speed. Start with an attack on Ebonics... teach them phonemes.. vowel by vowel and syllable by syllable.
This weekend would be a good one to begin the process. Got a phone... call the local welfare office and offer your wise services.... poolside (and don't forget the Martini's, Ripple and Cadillac).