You ain't too bright, so I'll help you out.
Rush never was, Reagan already was, and maybe Michele Bachman & Ann Coulter should be, since, if a single insult is all the criteria Time needs to nominate a woman.
To wit: honorable women like Ann & Michele receive torrents of abuse, while the shoehorn Fluke got only one insult, (and an accurate one since she burns thru $4,285 a year in prophylactics).
Not to worry; Time already put the worst pictures available of Ann & Michele on their cover. Time will make sure Fluke is as radiant as possible – though it will take serious patience.