Dialogues overheard on a sinking boat in the ocean:
Captain: "You, help bail or we'll all sink."
Libertarian: "You have no right to tell me what to do."
Captain: "Don't all of you sit on the same side, because it is making us list and take on water."
Libertarian: "Society has no right to tell me that I cannot make it list."
Captain: "Quit drilling holes in the bottom of the boat, you idiot!"
Libertarian: "I'm only drilling them in MY part of the boat, so sod off."
Captain : "If we refuse to work together, this does not look good for any of us."
Libertarian: "Not good? Hell, no. My dope got wet! And it's all because YOU don't understand liberty."