MY god says that homosexuality is great. He says so in a book, which I believe in. The book was written by my god; he used men and infested their spirits to write it. I believe that my ook is that actual word of my god. My god says "try to be nice and don't bother people too much". I pray to my god in my church, which is my god's house. My god also says that meat tastes really good on Friday, and that I should double my use of electricity and drive my car really fast on Saturday. My god says "don't kill anyone, and respect the wishes of others, but beyond that, slurp and glurp whomever you choose. And be nice".
My god is great.