LOL. The other day I posted a joke about their version of "equality:"
"I have an uncle named Sam. A while back, one of his feet was bothering him, and he came to believe it was doing nothing but dragging him down, and it had to be put in its place, so he decided to shoot it. Now of course, this didn't help things much, and after he recovered, he began to feel badly about his attitude towards that foot, and how unfair he was being. So he shot the other one."