Here's the Republican 23rd Psalm;
The Lord is my shephard, I crave vast amounts of consumer goods, as I am a materialist.
I fear no evil for the baggers and the birthers are evil.
He leadeth me to social engineering in far-away places, and nation building in foreign countries.
He restoreth Big government Republicanism when the chance comes.
He leadeth me to get my Republican "teat suck" when the chance arrives.