Here's my version:
The government is my god, I may want but the guy from Harvard with an advanced degree will decide what I really need.
He makeith me use recycled paper bags, he leadith me beside still water, but the dam going to be removed so the salmon can run so it won’t be still long.
He restorith my unemployment benefits, he leadith me in the path of dependency for total unity’s sake
Yea, thou I walk through the valley of independence and dignity, I’ll give it up for free birth control, for the government is always with me. Thy minimum wage and Wagner act provide better than any skill set.
Surely thy talk of compassion and a contribution to the local alderman’s campaign follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell at the teat