Will Miss Piggy be stoned to death for (a) being a pig, (b) pursuing an inter-species relationship with a frog, (c) not wearing a burqa, or (d) all three?
If I can't speak Pig-Latin, then how am I supposed to verbally transmit classified information in front of the kids?
Will we still be able to say 'How pigheaded can you get'?
Will Americans be allowed to barbecue pork ribs on July 4th?
Will Wilbur the Pig be banned from Charlotte's Web?
Will Piglet be banned from Winnie the Pooh?
Will someone be arrested for a hate crime if they walk their pet pygmy pig past a Mosque?
Will PigglyWiggly stores have to change their name?
Will Loony Tunes still have Porky Pig?
Will the NFL be allowed to use a pigskin Football?