Thou art a braver man t han I, Gunga Din! You did, at minimum, verify that your wife will never ever as long as you live read this web site, right? Otherwise "as long as you live" might repressent a far narrower span of time than you had originally anticipated!
A coworker of mine once pointed out, "It's true; your speakers *do* sound better with a really big TV."
Hail to the Redskins, Go Gators, and devil take the hindmost! :-)