I would call 911. While I was waiting for our courteous, local law enforcement officers to finish their coffee and donuts, I would try to discover the source of the anger that these socially disadvantaged home invaders are expressing. I would offer to brew them some Chai and give them some fresh baked cookies. Then we could sit down like rational, civilized adults and discuss the items that they truly need to take and request that they leave without hurting my family or causing too much damage.