Goodness, Bill you do attract trolls! Can't beleive how many people don't like you, yet, can't stay away from you, and have this giant need to vent their anger against you. I'm sure it gives you a chuckle or maybe an out right laugh. Like you say, once they start calling you names, you know you won!
The "I have something bad to say" crowd is getting more comical by the day.