With Thanksgiving fast approaching it's time to talk about PILGIMS NOT PURITANS, DOPE! The Puritans arrived 10 years later. And having mistresses is risking national security leaks and possible blackmail, so it's a BAD idea to have them. French wives may tolerate their husbands having mistresses, but it does explain the population decline in Europe. Who wants to raise a family where Daddy doesn't come home because he's with his mistress?