ALLISON.... YOU CAN OWN A MANSION, PRIVATE PLANE & YACHT TOO (like me)
The other day Allison was ranting to me about rights, freedom, equality and opportunity (supposed lack of) while stating that street drugs should be decriminalized and legalized. The stench of hash wafted toward me from this Allison as I retorted that consuming street drugs is abuse and thus not a right. This liberal, Allison, then screamed at me about 'fairness' while angrily plopping upon her adult tricycle and heading off to her night shift at 7-11.
I waved at this liberal from my Rolls Royce... wishing her well... and headed home to my mansion, private jet and yacht... all hard earned as a result of the corporation I created and own.