Nov 16, 2012 4:12 PM
... an all black club (looked something like a nightstick) and began waving it at me. Chasing me down the driveway and in having become exhausted in twenty feet I ran past my home gym and hurriedly got into my Rolls Royce and fled. I looked in the mirror and the liberal was giving me the finger while talking on an ObamaPhione. Continuing my observation of the liberal she then turned and reentered my home, slammed the door, and presumed it now was her's. Hours later the police arrested the liberal named Allison... currently serving twenty years and a day.