Obama to Rice, "Sue, baby, I need you to go on the Sunday shows and tell the nation this was spontaneous because of that video."
Rice: "But nobody will believe that."
Obama: "Sure they will, just keep in mind who you are talking to."
Rice: "But why me, sir?"
Obama: "Because you will seem neutral, not part of the event."
Rice: "Ummm, I don't know."
Obama: "I'll make you Secretary of State when the witch resigns."
Rice: "Where's my script?"