And schools never mention the "carried interest" deduction or the advantages to offshoring your corporate headquarters to avoid paying any tax at all. I had to learn all this the hard way, after paying a boatload in tax, I finally was able to afford a "top five" accounting firm and sister have I been able to squirrel away the dough. Since then I have used the pages of John Dewey's "Ethics" to lite my Cuban cigars. And please explain why the Post Office is mentioned in the Constitution. What a money loser.