SPECIAL ALERT! ALL TAKE NOTICE!! SPECIAL ALERT
Obama has declared the entire coastline of Texas to be special sovereign territory of the USSA!!!
Does Texas have any large naval bases? Too bad!! The USSA Navy plans to quickly seize control all territory now named the "Padre Island National Seashore" by order of special decree Directive 13A.
It looks like Texas can kiss all those oil rigs in the Golfo de Mexico......ADIOS! Besame Mucho, mi amor.