SPECIAL ALERT! ALL TAKE NOTICE!! SPECIAL ALERT
OBAMA orders extraordinary directive PROTECTING Fort Knox and all its gold bullion from potential secessionists. American military personnel at Fort Knox have been given secret orders "to shoot all wearing the 'Don't Tread On Me' insignia in formations approaching said military complex and to open fire once you can see "the lily white of their white skin.'
This Operation is code named, "Death to the BAGGERS and to death to BAGGER-DOM"