Hank, don't worry about the id1ots like me - but worry about Bernanke printing away and making your savings worthless.
Also worry about them TSA gropers and pornoscanners - if you travel during your retirement.
Worry about NDAA, the Police State. Worry about your local police goons jealous of your assets - they can slip some coke into your lot and take everything away.
Land of the Fleece, home of the Slave.
Oh, and your kids won't have nice lives like you - unless they move away.