Flagged for being inappropriately named.
Merriam-Webster's Definition of Illuminati:
Function: noun plural
Etymology: Italian & New Latin; Italian, from New Latin, from Latin, masculine plural of illuminatus, past participle of illuminare
1 usually capitalized a : ALUMBRADOS b : members of an 18th century German secret society professing deistic and republican principles
2 : persons who are or who claim to be unusually enlightened
You are not part of the 18th Century's Secret Society professing Republican principles neither are enlightened. And since you are a single person (and not plural), ... your claim is false just like much of your babble.