OK, I can't resist; share this with all the good folks in coal country:
This Christmas, when Santa Claus visits Barack Obama, he'll put a bag of dog manure in the president's stocking. Barack, who will still be up on Christmas Eve looking for a way to somehow steal the election he lost, will ask Santa, "What gives?"
Santa will say, "You've been a very bad boy, for many years running; this is all I could stand to bring to you without wearing a hazmat suit. They don't make those in my size!"
Barack will plead, "I thought you filled the stockings of bad people with coal!"
And Santa will put him in his place by saying, "Thanks to you, I couldn't find any anymore..."
Put that in your fireplace, Barry!!!