Tingles! I've been concerned at your *ahem* decline in mental stability. You used to be a reasonable guy but 5 years ago you started drinking the Obama Kool-Aid. Even the gang at MSNBC is laughing at you. When your family and friends finally run an intervention to save you from yourself, here's a hint: hospitals and places for the wealthy "exhausted" won't tell you this but I will. The difference between oral and rectal thermometers is the rectals ones taste like caca. Just warning you.