You Romney voters are ridiculous!
Our Messiah lowered the oceans, and he had to do it the hard way - with his mind! Your flippy flop candidate hasn't promised to lower a single ocean! Or even a big lake. Romney is so rich he could buy a lake and outsource the job to the Chinese. Will he stop the rise of any mountains? He's not man enough.
Noooo! He promises to help "you". How floppity flip can you be? YOU WHO? Which people??? What groups is he going to help???? Such a liar!