I really think you should expand the whole thing to include Australia. Somehow bad things always seem to come in 3's. Kind of like the 'Axis' (Germany, Italy, Japan) during WWII, or the current 'Axis of Evil.' You could call it "The Axis of Idiocy." After all the Aussies have never seen an American idea so bad that they wouldn't try it, and even beat us to it, given the opportunity.