Being a good Conservative,
I'm donating yet another car to charity.
Each car was in good running condition, and each time the charity noted that they were able to give the car directly (with no need to repair) to a needy family in Detroit.
Who gets the car: Welfare mothers 'after' they had found a job.
My wealthier Democrat relations trade-in their old cars, and then barter like Arab Traders to squeeze every last dollar out of the car salesperson.
Are all Democrats that damn stingy?