DATELINE March 25, 2008, (AP) President Bush dreadfully pardoned Jerry Lynn Moldenhauer and Thomas Donald Moldenhauer of Colorado Springs, Colo., who each received three years probation in 1994 for selling migratory bird parts in violation of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Hence, Tom and Jerry were punished and pardoned for unsavory crimes against common blackbirds. Embarrassed and shocked by the pardons, there wasn’t much for Corvie to crow about. Sir, “Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye,” for your measures. My president, you will encounter embarrassment for your ‘Tom and Jerry’ pardons, forever and ever.