It's all you got, chumps. You sure do not have the better side of the argument. Nor a path to victory. So go back to your psychobabble and chortling over insignificancies. It is what you do.
Look forward to the day, though, when an important conservatism--and there IS an American conservatism that is rational, that does have a place in our body politic--re-emerges in this country. American conservatism today is a pathetic mess, thanks largely to right-wing pundits, who have grown fat and lazy.