Sigh... you set up these straw men as 'real events' and expect 'tea partiers' to say... what? Oh my, we were wrong all along! Let's all be socialists and the world will be better off!
Your little stories, frankly, are imaginary at best and useless at worst. The tea party want a limited, constitutional government, a strong national defense, and personal and economic liberty. Plus some more stuff... but not the stuff you like to spread.