tweaver Wrote:
Oct 30, 2012 5:50 PM
Wait a moment, if the trip to Chicago is not what you want; we have, food stamps galore, the free phone, and if you happen to have ANY latino blood in you and you are here illegally, we guarantee you a temporary visa - all of it free (if you vote for me). Additionally, if you are up to it - we will have Biiden fly in (remember to tell him twice where you are) and bolster your spirits (probably laugh your hair plugs right out).