How dare you impugn the honor of our Dear Leader with your innuendo! He is not an Italian Socialist nor has he ever read an Italian newspaper. Our Dear Leader is an honorable American who only reads patriotic newspapers like the New York Times or Boston Globe. Comrade Obama’s campaign slogan of “Forward” is that of a great man who will insure America makes a Great Leap Forward into becoming a model member of the United Nations. I am confident that once Our Dear Leader is reelected that he will even invite 100 of his most vocal critics to speak with him in the Rose Garden as a campaign to bring collective silence to their complaints. With this Great Leap Forward, we will move on as a united collective!