Woo-hoo!!! Local institution(alized) of higher learning makes good (sic). UW-Wisc, Whitewater. It's nice to know that small town universities have their (un)fair share of blithering idiots. I feel so dang proud.
(In case one cannot guess... I'm doing my best to harrass the obnoxious juerks who make up the UW-Wisc, Whitewater administration/faculty/etc.)