I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
Sooooo...re: Ann Coulter wrote:"The august New York Times..."
The word "august" is NOT the month, which would be capitalized. The word "august" means " marked by majestic dignity or grandeur."
THAT is what Ann was referring to.
Now that we have established your august analytical ability...how about that "Obamawonthemall"?