How about this....We all get a personal attorney who follows us around and shoots us with a dart everytime we say something someone is offended by. Our attorney can watch as we read the new regulations for our line of work each year. We sign, initial, and date each of the 10,000 pages that affect our line of business and the attorney attests that we read them.
The attorney lives at our house. He/she can pick up extra work by noting any other deferred home maintenance that could cause a neighbor to slip on our front porch.