"DON'T BLAME ME…BLAME HILLARY!"
'Cuz it sounds something like this:
"Let me be perfectly clear: As most Americans know, Hillary Rodham Clinton has balls. Big balls. Big, big balls. Oh, and a HUGE stick. My VP may have said that he knows that I have a big stick, but he's wrong. I'm nothing more than a big, fat, pink, Code-Pink-vajayjay.
One last thing, I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again, I am not a crook nor a liar. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time -- never. These allegations are false. I am just an incompetent vajayjay, who will never ever evah accept responsibility for anything, and since Bill humiliated Hill and she survived, I figure she can manage