"We treat marijuana pretty much the same way we treat antibiotics"? Really? That's weird. I haven't read many stories about people being arrested and incarcerated for unlawful antibiotic possession, or losing their jobs, or having their children taken away from them, or having their homes raided by SWAT teams and their dogs shot. And in any event, in a free society, adult citizens shouldn't need a permission slip from a "Very Special Certified Adult" to consume alcohol, cannabis, OR tetracycline. If you need a nanny, hire your own. Leave the rest of us alone.
*Seeing as how you apparently support using state violence in a futile attempt to prevent adults from possessing a plant, that moniker seems only fair.