Bert and Ernie are gay.
Elephant is stoned.
A guy lives in a garbage can.
A pimpdaddy dressed as a Count. 2 yes 2 slaps for her, ha ha haaaa.
A guy screaming for cookies with eyes popping out.
Yeah, cutting funding for PBS is completely crazy. By the way... No one watches it anymore except when they are made to. Cartoon network and the Boomerang channel has it beat.