"Tell me again how the sky is going to open like a scroll and Jesus will descend from the clouds?"
First, what does that have to do with anything here? And secondly, until you're willing to face your own faith-based beliefs for what they are, you're being hypocritical trying to mock a belief that has far more foundation.
Secondly, it's been shown over and over that Obama is the liar, not Romney. Your blunt unwillingness to know that is not going to help anything else you say sound credible.