The Most Interesting President in the World.
I do not often speak the truth, but when I do, I prefer to lie. Stay stupid my friends.
He can lower the unemployment rate without creating a job.
He can brag about non existing accomplishments over the last 2-1/2 years, while being in office for four.
He can move his lips while reading a teleprompter and nobody cares.
He can envision the day when the country runs solely on the gas he expels in his sleep.
He can double gas prices, while claiming increased drilling.
He speaks with numerous accents, while speaking the same language.
He can bow to foreign leaders, but remain pompous at home.
When he loses a debate, the press makes his excuses.
He can provide security to his white house advisors, y