It's cute. A Chicago minion peddling in hopeless. Congratulations. You've truly become part of the Daley Machine. I bet mom is proud.
Do any community service work this week (or ever) you morally and intellectually superior person.
You still don't understand why your "friends" and leaders want you to stay away from the communities you mock care about do you? Why they don't want you do anything, but help give them more power.
The anti-anxiety pills come next...if you aren't on them already. But they care about you...