“The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.”
? Alexis de Tocqueville circa 1840's
Had the Democraphead Party not been such a young fledgling upstart at the time, no doubt de Tocqueville could have been far more specific and Identified it as, "...the day the Democratic Party discovers..." rather than offering such a general description as he did.
"WHERE'S MY DAMNED OBAMA PHONE?"
"WHERE'S MY PUBLIC NIPPLE?"